Flirt SMS # 2

* FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.



* AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im pretty Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous



* SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day



* u r a DONKEY
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young



* Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!



* Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night

* If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME



* Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me



* anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.

Flirt SMS # 1

* One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!



* A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding



* Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???



* Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :



* American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...



* Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

# just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness

* if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai



* R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.



* Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.