Latest SMS # 8

* Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again



* Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!



* Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

* A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

* He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!


* Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.



* A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.



* Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..



* Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.


* 143 means?
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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.



* Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.



* A bond of love,
A medal of trust.
A shoulder in sadness,
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold,
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciater for encouragement,
Somethin tht doesn't cost.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called
F R I E N D

* U r SWEET AS GIN,
HARD AS RUM,
CLEAR AS VODKA,
MATURED AS WHISKY,
REFRESHING AS BEER.
In short u r
a complete BAR
of friendship.
Cheers.

* One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little "HEART" said to brain
"U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"


* A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I texted you,
but it's okay because I got you.



* I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart,
I m not Best but i will try my Best,
I may not be Right every time but
I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !



* If anyone ever asked me what the statement 'life is beautiful' meant to me,
I'd just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me & say '' This is it."



* Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

* Friendship is a promise made in de heart.
Silent.
Unwritten.
Unbreakable by distance.
Unchangeable by time.
Its lovely to hav u as one !



* What is d meaning of SMS ?

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.



* Dosti mausam nahi,
apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye.
dosti sawan nahi,
toot k barse aur tham jaye.
dosti aag nahi
sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye.
dosti aftab nahi
chamke aur dob jaye,
dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay.
dosti to saans hai
jo chale to sab kuch hai,
jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.

* True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
in telling the secret.
And there is no secret
for which u need to compromise.

* There is a saying
"If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people".
Seriously,

I have no objection,
you can walk with me!


* Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.



* Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rehegi.
Pal-pal jan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan
har saans dosti nibhati rahegi.



* Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !



* GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity ,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.

Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.

Latest SMS # 7

* I was on a ship thinking of you.wen i looked down i droped a tear in da ocean.then i promised myself that until sumone finds it.i wont forget you.



* Someone asked wat makes people happy. Some said wealth & some fame. I ws thinkin abt it & my cell beeped n received ur sms. I smiled n said "This makes me happy".



* Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

* U waited
9 months
2 c d world

1yr 2 walk

2yrs 2 talk

5yrs 2 start studyng

BUT i really waitd too many yrs

2 find a sweet frnd like U !!

* Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!


* Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I
will drive auto.



* Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..



* Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar
karte ho to is ka jawaab do.



* Phool khile, kaliyan khili,
wah wah...
phool khile,kaliyan khili ,
Ab gulab ki baari hai...
hamne to sms bhej diye janab ab aapki bari hai...
wa wa wa..

Latest SMS # 6

* You r a DOG...

D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls

Now u r smiling na

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai



* Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..



* CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

* Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend



* Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite. Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite. But dnt make it a habit bcoz i wont b able2 come in ur dream daily.


* I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . &U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.



* God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u



*
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face....




* Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame...



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Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi, na jane konsi raat aakhri hogi, karni hai to karle jee bhar ke baatein, na jane hamari konsi saanse aakhri hogi.

Latest SMS # 5

* Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi



* Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega .....



* Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!



* R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))



* Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,
Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.



* Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.



* Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?



* Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.



* zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
.
phir riksha kerwa lengy;)



* Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
kisi aur kay sath.

Latest SMS # 4

* Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......



* 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.



* U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....



* In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.



* Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"



* A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS



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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.




* Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!



* teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.



*
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

Latest SMS # 3

* What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.



* want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"



* When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!



* My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"



* Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"



* Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered



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so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!




* Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.



* Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...



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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

Latest SMS # 2

* tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..



* What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this
message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........



* Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!



* when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)



* Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia



* 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.



* i was waiting the night to see the moon it didn't appear so i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is? It told me the moon is reading your sms:)



* Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo



* One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life



* jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi k kia na jaye;)

Latest SMS # 1

* Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!



* An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."Gud morning...



* Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...



* look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..
look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..
look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..
look at ur MOBILE
&
c who's
REMEMBERING U!!!



* Thought for the day"
Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.



* There r times i find my hands full of frenz...i wnt2 hold thm hard as i fear losing them.I laugh whn i realiz dat they r d ones holdin me. . . Thanks 4bein1..



* People die younger, because god loves them so much., You're still on earth, bcoz there's someone who loves you more than god...and you know who it is thats me



* Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...Gudmrg



* Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile... Good aft



* A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful..

Friends SMS

* If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!



* One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!



* If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!



* Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.



* U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

* In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.



* People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.



* A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.



* A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.



* Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.