Latest SMS # 5

* Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi



* Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega .....



* Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!



* R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))



* Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,
Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.



* Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.



* Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?



* Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.



* zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
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phir riksha kerwa lengy;)



* Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
kisi aur kay sath.