Monday, June 16, 2008

Latest SMS # 8

* Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again



* Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!



* Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

* A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

* He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!


* Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.



* A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.



* Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..



* Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.


* 143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.



* Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.



* A bond of love,
A medal of trust.
A shoulder in sadness,
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold,
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciater for encouragement,
Somethin tht doesn't cost.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called
F R I E N D

* U r SWEET AS GIN,
HARD AS RUM,
CLEAR AS VODKA,
MATURED AS WHISKY,
REFRESHING AS BEER.
In short u r
a complete BAR
of friendship.
Cheers.

* One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little "HEART" said to brain
"U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"


* A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I texted you,
but it's okay because I got you.



* I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart,
I m not Best but i will try my Best,
I may not be Right every time but
I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !



* If anyone ever asked me what the statement 'life is beautiful' meant to me,
I'd just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me & say '' This is it."



* Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

* Friendship is a promise made in de heart.
Silent.
Unwritten.
Unbreakable by distance.
Unchangeable by time.
Its lovely to hav u as one !



* What is d meaning of SMS ?

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.



* Dosti mausam nahi,
apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye.
dosti sawan nahi,
toot k barse aur tham jaye.
dosti aag nahi
sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye.
dosti aftab nahi
chamke aur dob jaye,
dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay.
dosti to saans hai
jo chale to sab kuch hai,
jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.

* True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
in telling the secret.
And there is no secret
for which u need to compromise.

* There is a saying
"If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people".
Seriously,

I have no objection,
you can walk with me!


* Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.



* Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rehegi.
Pal-pal jan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan
har saans dosti nibhati rahegi.



* Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !



* GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity ,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.

Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.

No comments: